Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Resistance Is Futile...

I have been assimilated into the Blog collective. Since I don't tan anyway and hate leaving the house without my laptop, I should fit in just fine. Oops, sorry, wrong collective...

OK, I admit it; I'm stealing this from Russ, who stole it from Sara, who was sent this in an e-mail, and so on, and so on, and so on...how much punctuation can I squeeze into this sentence anyway? Apparently a lot. But I figure it might be a good way to tell people a little bit about myself. Also, it gave me an opportunity to make the bad jokes I used above (Yes, I will be here all week; why do you ask?), not to mention put off writing for a few more minutes. (The writer's paradox: I want to write, but when I'm actually in front of the keyboard, the words dry up like a drop of water in the Sahara. Unless I'm working on something else besides fiction, naturally.) Anyway, I should just shut up and fill out the questions. I've "Xed" the things I've done below:

HAVE YOU EVER...

( ) Smoked a cigarette
( ) Drank so much you threw up
( ) Crashed a friend's car
( ) Stolen a car
( X) Been in love
( X) Been dumped.
( X) Been laid off/fired
( X) Quit your job
( ) Been in a fist fight
( X) Snuck out of your parent's house (does taking the dog out while my parents are still asleep count?)
( X ) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) Been arrested?
( ) Gone on a blind date
( ) Skipped school
( ) Seen someone die
( X ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
( X ) Been on a plane
( X ) Been lost
( X ) Been on the opposite side of the country. (New York and Alaska)
( X) Gone to Washington, DC.
( X ) Swam in the ocean (Pacific)
( ) Felt like dying
( X ) Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Played cops and robbers
( ) Recently colored with crayons
( ) Sang karaoke
( X ) Paid for a meal with only coins (Maybe if I got something out of a vending machine...)
( X ) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
( ) Made prank phone calls
( X ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( X ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
( X) Danced in the rain
( X ) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about (too early for me)
( X ) Blown bubbles
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
( ) Crashed a party ("everyone who ever went to college has...," but I think I'm the exception to this rule. Yes, I know I need to get out more. But I'm a writer; it's my goal in life to be attached to a computer. ;) )
( X ) Gone roller-skating
( X ) Ice-skating

Any nicknames? Ulbrichen, Ms. DNA
Mother's name? Olga
What is your favorite drink? Water, followed by green or herb tea
Tattoos? No
Body piercing? ears
How much do you love your job (1-10) 8.
Birthplace: Chicago, IL
Favorite vacation spot? Madison, WI
Ever been to Africa? No
Ever steal any traffic signs? No.
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
A, B, C, D, DD cup size? That's classified information. If you really need to know, I get to measure your privates with my foot. ;)
2 Door or 4 Door? 4 Door
Salad dressing? Bleu Cheese
Favorite pie? Eugene's Apple Cranberry Pie
Favorite number? 4
Favorite movie? A Hard Day's Night
Favorite holiday? Christmas.
Favorite food? Chocolate.
Favorite day of the week? Saturday
Favorite brand of body soap? Shower gel scented with Lily of the Valley. Before that, Ivory.
Favorite TV show? Does the news count?
Toothpaste? Sensodyne.
Favorite smell? Lilacs and lily of the valley.
What do you do to relax? Read or soak in a bubble bath.
Message to your friends reading this? Now it's your turn to fill this out.
How do you see yourself in 10 years? A best-selling author. It could happen...
What do you do when you are bored? Read my favorite message boards.

5 comments:

The Dear NYer said...

Wow, it was fun to learn more about you too. I can't believe you, Russ, and Sara have never prank called, I guess it must be an East Coast thing ;)

Russ said...

Not that you haven't tried to teach me the ropes...

The Dear NYer said...

Hey, where is Eugene's list?

Eugene said...

Okay, Dear NYer, this is for you.

HAVE YOU EVER...

(X) Smoked a cigarette (My uncle gave me one when I was seven years old. Needless to say, I haven't since)
( ) Drank so much you threw up
( ) Crashed a friend's car
( ) Stolen a car
(X) Been in love
( ) Been dumped.
( ) Been laid off/fired
(X) Quit your job
( ) Been in a fist fight
( ) Snuck out of your parent's house
(X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) Been arrested?
( ) Gone on a blind date
(X) Skipped school
(X) Seen someone die (Performed CPR on my maternal grandmother who had a heart attack. Unable to revive her)
(X) Been to Canada (Vancouver and Victoria - Beautiful and fantastic!)
( ) Been to Mexico
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been lost
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country. (New York and Alaska)
(X) Gone to Washington, DC.
(X) Swam in the ocean (Pacific in the Philippines when I was a kid)
( ) Felt like dying
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robbers
( ) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang karaoke (Don't ask me to do it now)
(X) Paid for a meal with only coins (Actually used about 50 pennies. Didn't make the cashier too happy)
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
(X) Made prank phone calls
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about (too early for me)
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Made a bonfire on the beach
(X) Crashed a party (Crashed a Philippine wedding a while back)
(X) Gone roller-skating (Not a good day for the glutes)
(X) Ice-skating (See roller skating)

Any nicknames? Eug
Mother's name? Natividad (Naty for short)
What is your favorite drink? Grasshopper ice cream drink at Paul's club in Madison, Wisconsin
Tattoos? No
Body piercing? Are you kidding me?
How much do you love your job (1-10) 8.
Birthplace: Chicago, IL
Favorite vacation spot? Any place away from work.
Ever been to Africa? No
Ever steal any traffic signs? No.
Ever been in a car accident? Yes
A, B, C, D, DD cup size? See Russ' Answer.
2 Door or 4 Door? 4 Door
Salad dressing? Any vinagrette
Favorite pie? My Apple Cranberry Pie (actually it's a recipe from The Pie and Pastry Bible by Rose Levy Beranbaum)
Favorite number? 8
Favorite movie? Comedy - The Blues Brothers; Serious - Saving Private Ryan
Favorite holiday? Christmas, because it's my Father's Birthday
Favorite food? Chocolate, Chocolate, and more Chocolate.
Favorite day of the week? Saturday
Favorite brand of body soap? Lever 2000
Favorite TV show? Old School - M*A*S*H; New School - The Amazing Race
Toothpaste? Aquafresh.
Favorite smell? Barbeque in the summer!!!
What do you do to relax? Read while listening to classical or jazz music.
Message to your friends reading this? Your're Next!
How do you see yourself in 10 years? Hopefully healthy and wiser with my family.
What do you do when you are bored? Depends on my mood.

The Dear NYer said...

Thanks Eugene, somehow I knew, I KNEW, you had made prank phone calls ;) Sandra thank you for posting this, along with Sara and Russ, too. It is amazing what new things you can find out about people just by reading these lists, as trivial as they may seem, I do enjoy them. I had fun :)

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