Stan: Hi, I'm Stan, the T-Rex. I was named after an actual T-Rex fossil.
Rex: I'm Rex the brachiosaurus. Don't confuse me with Stan. I was actually named after Captain Rex from The Clone Wars.
Oscar: And I'm Oscar the Orca. I'm the oldest, and I wasn't named after anybody.
Stan: So, last week, our family took us to see Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. It was awesome! There were T-rexes and raptors and...
Rex: ...and not enough sauropods. (sniffs) How could they leave the sauropods behind? So tragic....
Oscar: They didn't have enough room on the boats for such big creatures, Rex. And Stan, you know the people only wanted the carnivores to make money from them.
Stan: Well, you know what I want from humans, Oscar? Lunch!
Oscar: Yeah, there was a whole lot of lunching going on, though I think it would be more accurate to say midnight snacking.
Stan: There were people running everywhere, afraid of us!
Rex: And there were a whole lot of dinos and other animals on the island...
Oscar: But really, it was just like all the other movies in this franchise. Sure, they threw in a couple of twists at the end, but they didn't discuss them in detail.
Stan: This is an action movie, Oscar, not a thinking movie!
Oscar: Well, next time, can we see a thinking movie?
Rex: I think it's usually what the kid wants to see, Oscar. So we'll probably go see this again and again while it's in the theater.
Oscar: Sigh.
Stan: T-Rex wins! T-Rex always wins! Rrrrarrrhhhrrr!
5 comments:
After the last one, did you expect anything with brain cells?
I really disliked the last one - too many plot holes and stupid mistakes. This one was a step up and I actually enjoyed it. Keeping my expectations low also helped.
T-Rex always wins! Haha
I agree the characters were more likeable in this one, Alex. I hope they follow up on some of the implications of the ending in the next one.
Pat, I think that should be Stan's motto.
That was cute! The T-Rex did eat the bad guy and we appreciated that.
Thanks, Diane!
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